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"[...]a vessel cleaving the dungeon of the waves[...]"
You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Never miss a word
You're Infinite Jest!
by David Foster Wallace
While you1 consider yourself2 to be clever,
there are those3 who think you're just full of yourself or, perhaps worse,
playing a joke4 on everyone around you, and yet you are pretty sure that
you really are that brilliant after all, since people would hardly take the time to
get to know you5 if they didn't care very deeply about what you had to
say to them, to wit, about their lives, their hopes, their dreams, their fears, their
drug habits, and of course what videos6 they prefer to watch, since,
after all, your impressive vocabulary and tendency to go on and on7 makes
you seem superior, able to educate them, and really drive a sense of something
ineffable into their measly little skulls while you are not above making a cheap
gag or really going after anyone or anything or telling them about incredible
futures involving tennis, geopolitics, and
1Meaning you personally, not someone like you or your own
personal daddy, for example.
2As well as you can see yourself, which, frankly, may not be that well.
3Though we wouldn't deign to be so peripatetic as to name them here, mind.
4Jokes, though not common in Victorian England, were known to originate
sometime in ancient history, perhaps as early as the time of Babylon, or even before.
It is thought that the history of the joke plays an integral role in the mindset of
the characters depicted here, though you may disagree at this point, in which case I
am facing quite the dilemma in relaying this narrative, no?
5It is rather time consuming, after all.
6Ha!
7and on and on and on...
Take the Book Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're The Metamorphosis!
by Franz Kafka
Though you think you're in the midst of a dream, the fact of the
matter is that your life has become a nightmare. The nightmare at first seems
horrific to you, but you are slowly able to adjust to the facts of the matter
and settle down and make do with what you've been given. There are those that
would say you're pointless and absurd, but you're really just trying to
demonstrate that people can (and do) adapt to anything, no matter how absurd
it is. Not that this will really inspire them to change, because they probably
don't understand.
Take the Book Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid.
About Me
- Σφιγξ
- possesses wholly unmerited academic pretensions; examines love as an entomologist; collects haunted dollshouses; notes the lunar phase as regularly as the temperature; peruses field guides; reads like a serial magazine subscriptionist; functions through coffee and "mood" music; draws to the very corners of the page; takes notes on unlined paper; reads poetry as prayer; observes textual authority with the incredulity of fiction; suppresses the smart-ass answer(s); adapts as well as anyone beseiged by her own bibelots; she is a sensation seeker in spite of all of this.
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http://www.theatlantic.com
/magazine/archive/2005/08/
writers-and-mentors/4101/
"The number and gratitude of these friends increased daily and in a short time the 'secret and private' secretary became a fully-fledged politician, surrounded by a cloud of insatiable place-hunters, who clustered round her as chickens do round the farmer's wife when she begins to scatter the grain from her lap at sunset.
Though she was concerned for all her friends Joanna had nothing to ask for herself; or rather, she only nourished one desire. Daily she implored the merciful Pantanassa to reward the virtues of the Pope Leo very quickly by transporting him to a better life. An ungrateful and impious enough prayer to address to the Virgin...But in Rome the faithful are on such familiar terms with the Virgin that they not only ask her for wealth, position, horses, honours and so on; they also plead with her for the death of an enemy or a rich relation; they ask for the death of a rival in love or any other such troubling creature. It is even said they request things which would bring a blush to the sober cheeks of a pimp. At any rate assassins leave their knives upon her altars before sinking them in their victims' backs, drunkards empty jugs and bottles to her, and so on. So Joanna was naturally only following the custom of the country when she addressed her prayer to the Virgin."
-Lawrence Durrell's 1960 translation of Emmanuel Royidis's The Papess Joanne (1866)
Is this about how your position forces you into the unique circumstances of deciding who gets the sack? Are they appealing to you to forestall such an eventuality?
As cogs in the revenue-generating wing of the hospital, we are bracing for the backlog of scheduled surgeries after May 1st. This is a bad thing because hastened hospitalizations usually repay in readmissions and complications.
This is an older article, but the same applies.
https://www.healthleadersmedia.com/clinical-care/ahrq-surgical-admissions-bring-48-hospital-revenue
In your work, if you remove someone, then they can claim harassment or protected identity biases. They hold the cards?
Does this exist? Management is so persistently out of touch where I am, I would never want it.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10589052/
https://www.myamericannurse.com/summertime-and-the-patient-is-uneasy-july-effect/
Strategic staying.
https://www.aats.org/resources/july-effect-is-associated-with-7533
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7406010/
Sending someone home with an intraoperative echo on inotropes does not accurately reflect post-op ejection fraction. If preoperative <20% and intraop >50%, then a repeat echo is indicated. In order to sweep someone out of the door in the pathway five days, this was not performed. What is worse is telling the patient to wait for a life vest/ external defibrillator, and then tell them they don't need one, and they can go home. It's all fine. I was shocked that a mid-level did this. They knew I knew.
This Colorado native fallen from middle management speaks to office workers. I like her punchlines; just that she should never laugh at her own jokes.
My job is not pointless, yet some tips on dealing with flying with the work persona apply.
https://youtu.be/JFVOsMGq8SM?si=G2OVEaeu9UArHn_U
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