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"[...]a vessel cleaving the dungeon of the waves[...]"
You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Never miss a word
You're Infinite Jest!
by David Foster Wallace
While you1 consider yourself2 to be clever,
there are those3 who think you're just full of yourself or, perhaps worse,
playing a joke4 on everyone around you, and yet you are pretty sure that
you really are that brilliant after all, since people would hardly take the time to
get to know you5 if they didn't care very deeply about what you had to
say to them, to wit, about their lives, their hopes, their dreams, their fears, their
drug habits, and of course what videos6 they prefer to watch, since,
after all, your impressive vocabulary and tendency to go on and on7 makes
you seem superior, able to educate them, and really drive a sense of something
ineffable into their measly little skulls while you are not above making a cheap
gag or really going after anyone or anything or telling them about incredible
futures involving tennis, geopolitics, and
1Meaning you personally, not someone like you or your own
personal daddy, for example.
2As well as you can see yourself, which, frankly, may not be that well.
3Though we wouldn't deign to be so peripatetic as to name them here, mind.
4Jokes, though not common in Victorian England, were known to originate
sometime in ancient history, perhaps as early as the time of Babylon, or even before.
It is thought that the history of the joke plays an integral role in the mindset of
the characters depicted here, though you may disagree at this point, in which case I
am facing quite the dilemma in relaying this narrative, no?
5It is rather time consuming, after all.
6Ha!
7and on and on and on...
Take the Book Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're The Metamorphosis!
by Franz Kafka
Though you think you're in the midst of a dream, the fact of the
matter is that your life has become a nightmare. The nightmare at first seems
horrific to you, but you are slowly able to adjust to the facts of the matter
and settle down and make do with what you've been given. There are those that
would say you're pointless and absurd, but you're really just trying to
demonstrate that people can (and do) adapt to anything, no matter how absurd
it is. Not that this will really inspire them to change, because they probably
don't understand.
Take the Book Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid.
About Me
- Σφιγξ
- possesses wholly unmerited academic pretensions; examines love as an entomologist; collects haunted dollshouses; notes the lunar phase as regularly as the temperature; peruses field guides; reads like a serial magazine subscriptionist; functions through coffee and "mood" music; draws to the very corners of the page; takes notes on unlined paper; reads poetry as prayer; observes textual authority with the incredulity of fiction; suppresses the smart-ass answer(s); adapts as well as anyone beseiged by her own bibelots; she is a sensation seeker in spite of all of this.
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They are much brighter this year. You have given me an idea, and Exercise 52 will go here.
https://books.google.com/books?id=uP-x9cDtJ50C&lpg=PA142&dq=Jane%20Austen%20botany&pg=PA142#v=onepage&q=Jane%20Austen%20botany&f=false
https://books.google.com/books?id=PlIMBAAAQBAJ&lpg=PA225&dq=Bladder%20cherry%20Physalis%20alkekengi&pg=PA225#v=onepage&q=Bladder%20cherry%20Physalis%20alkekengi&f=false
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwbCZ5mDZWM
I went for a walk yesterday, and saw the bright orange plants still growing on a garden wall.
I go by that same place to see if there are still some Physalis seeds.
The Man Who Made Things out of Trees by Robert Penn (2016) ...the ash spear*
The Story of Trees and How They Change the Way We Live by Kevin Hobbs and David West (2020)
I was just thinking that I should read the Robert Penn book. It is in my desk, and I was looking at it yesterday.
https://youtu.be/XPOvGWLtGto
I will put Exercise 89 here.
My brother and Siena's mother and her little boy, who is five, are joining us. Siena's father would not let her come, but we promised to take her some time.
About ash trees- the unreasonable neighbor who chain smokes on her deck next to us in Roanoke had a branch fall on her windshield, so it was required that she hire landscapers to dice an old growth white ash tree with their chainsaws. It is a massive tree dismembered in her yard because the crew lacked the trucks to haul the logs, with an unsightly stump left to take its place.
The upper canopy had shown some evidence of decrowning from beetles, but the tree was very healthy, with no evidence of rot freshly hewn now, on her doorstep. This is relevant to me because it was on the property line; nevertheless, it had to be dispatched. At her expense.
I can't deal with Betty, who always seems to be engaging exterminators, defoliant or chem lawn sprayers. I am afraid it will offgas on my wildlife.
https://www.agweek.com/lifestyle/home-and-garden/6924793-Help-save-ash-trees-by-monitoring-woodpecker-activity
https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Hidden_Life_of_Trees/WEn4DAAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=The%20Hidden%20Life%20of%20Trees%20Wohlleben%20%22the%20disrupted%20task%20of%20provisioning%20the%20roots%22&pg=PA18&printsec=frontcover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCV3m22o4o
I took my niece, [sic] Madelyn, on a walk in the woods with my brother. Her developmental immaturity is shocking, but reversible.
My mother misspent quite a sum for a Bosnian to chainsaw the other white ash tree with ivy, and home for many birds.
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